I was once "egged" A car drove past, i felt a pain in my back and thought i had been punched in the back by someone, looked behind and there was no one there, then the sister i was with pointed out i had egg dripping down the back of my suit.
Then there was the time the house own opened the door stark naked with a hard on.
As a child I remember calling on a spiritualist with my mum, I can't remember what he said but i know I left the house terrified and had to be taken home.